Barf Vader the Squirrel!

Barf Vader the Squirrel.

Well.. we loaded up the car....

I have no idea where we are going to fit souvenirs!

Now about that squirrel. I guess I should give you some background information.  I have a Garmin GPS unit and the lady that gives the directions to me was just so boring that I went looking for something or someone new.  I went to Garmin's website and low and behold they had just the thing, a squirrel voice just for me!  I  downloaded the squirrel and he periodically says random things.  "I wonder if the gas station sells walnuts?'  "My cousin is a gopher".  That type of stuff.  Well you know squirrels... they are squeaky and speak quickly.  After about the second hour my mom was ready to throw him out the window.  By the third hour we were both laughing so hard about the stupid stuff he said and the jokes we were cracking - nuts- squirrel -you get the picture.  Tommy was in the back just praying we wouldn't wreck.  Mom decided we needed to make up a song about the squirrel but neglected to tell me that was what she was doing so after our hilarity ceased there was silence for about a minute and then ... "And barfed it up" she said.  Chaos ensued for the next 10 minutes.  When we got ourselves under control I explained that I could change the voice and the icon.  I was hoping to get Darth Vader on the machine but it wasn't compatible with my model.  "Let's name the squirrel" Mom exclaimed.  "Vader, what rhymes with Vader" I replied.  We really couldn't come up with a song for Vader the squirrel so decided to rhyme Darth.. I bet you can guess what rhymes with Darth.  See how the conversation just circles.  Anywho... We tried and tried to come up with a song for Barf Vader the squirrel but failed. :(  Ah well tomorrow is a new day!  I should mention that while Mom and I were having our cackle fest, Tommy was in the back seat making his own song. " On the road again, with two nuts in the front seat."  I'm thinking it's going to be a long trip for the poor fellow.